you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
i’d rather post my secrets out to tons of strangers online than tell anyone at school
